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Marina and the Diamonds - I am not a Robot (Starsmith 24 Carat Remix)

So it’s the start of a new spring semester here at Cornell (Juan’s last) and what is more fitting than a song ranting against being as heartless as a robot? Considering that most students here come off as emotionless douchebags, this song should be our theme song blared in the hallways of Goldwin Smith until the Uggs and tackily adorned tights melt away. But regardless of our collective jaded feelings about Cornell, this song kicks ass!

Enjoy!

-Tarun